Get Yo Baby Poem by Jose' Taylor

As I sit here and write this poem,
All the babies want to do is fight and run.
Get yo baby before I spray them with the water gun.
Don't get upset, because I said 'Get Yo Baby.'
But if you put that leather to they butt,
They will behave maybe.
If they still act up, put them in timeout.
Hopefully they'll learn not to do their crimes now.
If that doesn't work, put them down for a nap.
Maybe that will help you before you snap.
Because if you do, they will always get you call 'The Love Tap.'
Get Yo Baby before they wreck the house.
It's bad enough one played with a dead mouse.
Get Yo Baby and blow they nose,
I just seen them outside playing with the water hose.
But who knows.
All and all, get yo baby because they bad.
I don't give a damn if you get mad.
You should be glad,
Because I didn't get yo baby
Before they crashed.