Dan Reynolds

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Halle Loo? Jah! - Poem by Dan Reynolds

(May be sung to the tune of 'Hallelujah'; ¬)

They say ye canny fill yer breechs
Wi' tatty scones and boiled leeks
But you don't know whit we went through tay see ya
Diarrhoea. Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoee-ee-ee-ee-ya

I'd like tay lay hons oan the bam
Who hid ma feekin diocalms
That's why ma erse is hingin o'er the pier
Diarrhoea. Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoee-ee-ee-ee-ya

That Blackpool beach had golden sand
Before these things got oot o' hand
The consequence o' dodgy grub and bee-arr.
Diarrhoea. Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoee-ee-ee-ee-ya

And when ma erse hole touched the sea
The briney watter stingin' me
I knew that it wiz gonnay cost me deer
I could've filled the Firth of Forth
I screamed until ma throat wiz hoarse
I've never cared for onomatopoeia.
Diarrhoea. Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoee-ee-ee-ee-ya


Comments about Halle Loo? Jah! by Dan Reynolds

  • (1/25/2018 12:25:00 PM)


    hahahahahahahha that is so funny! (Report) Reply

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  • (12/6/2017 12:30:00 PM)


    Hi, I like it.
    It is really good
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    (1/25/2018 12:28:00 PM)

    hi avee this is jordana. i think it was good, too! I didn't know that he had a sense of humor

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, August 21, 2010

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 20, 2012


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