Haply Poem by Skm Milk

Haply the moon's not made of cheese
And using manners include using 'please'
Perhaps the stars are really high
And to touch them, you'll be burnt if you try.
Maybe Earth is round, maybe and too much TV's bad
Maybe you shouldn't be angry, you should just get Glad.
Jumbo shrimp's an oxymoron, frozen fire's too.
And if it weren't for gravity who knows what we'd do
Grass might be green and roses might not
And when wood gets wet, it just might rot.
Maybe it really did flood for days.
It might not be good to absorb the sun's rays.
There might not be a five second rule-
I don't think that's what animals do....
Haply cats don't eat computer mice
and there's not such thing as once, twice, thrice.
Perhaps north is up and south is down
Maybe clowns can actually frown!

I think I'm right, as far as things go.
But, hey! I'm a kid. What do I know?