Happy 1st To 12th Birthday Poem by LaTisha Parkinson

people say your as cute as a button
that doesn't make any sense
your not nearly as cute as i was
....hey no offense

your almost bald
and your not even sixty!
i hope you don't look one hundred
by the time you turn three

lol you know I'm just messing with ya
you'll get younger as the years pass
but take it easy
because they go by fass

next thing you know, you'll be able to read
and you'll go 'omg! my cousin is soo cool! '
then it'll turn into an obsession
and you'd worship me because I rule

now i won't hold it against you
because of course it's the truth
but just pay attention in school
your only cute once and remember to enjoy your youth

this might seem much for just turning one
but i was hoping it'll last until you're a teen
so don't expect anything from me for twelve more years
and by that time I'll be busy being the world's queen

I'm not conceited!
oh and by the way
i probably should mention
happy 1st to 12th birthday!