Hats Hats Hats Poem by Sylvia Chidi

Hats raised and Hats flat
Her fine hair plaits are concealed by a vicious hat
Disguising her individuality as a luxurious wildcat
She can pass as a republican or a democrat
I am talking about the famous Ascot races like a brat,
Where it is about the hats and the yearly copycats
Here! No one wants to be the first hat to depart
Gosh! I'm feeling quite hot, where is my thermostat?

Hats raised and Hats flats
In the Ascot races where hats race against hats
Look who is talking! There are the stalking rats?
These fashionable hats are in actual combat
Every year the ladies fight and it is tit for tat
And there are thousands of hats to poke at
Everyone here wants to pose as an Aristocrat
Men and Women brandish magnificent hats.

Hats Hats Hats
Cowboy hats, Xmas hats and Weirdo hats
My fashion sense is a thing I have to work at
Hats made of thick black leather
Hats designed with odd dark feathers

Hats raised and Hats flats
All these lovely ladies want to chat
Young, tall, old, short, thin and fat
All these hats are works of fashion art?
And who says Donald is a pussycat?
His hair stands out like a blonde chick's hat
And I have just witnessed an unusual Ass hat!

Hats Hats Hats
I bow my hat and take off my hat
A keyboard hat
A horse winged hat
An airplane hat
An English breakfast hat
A Barbie doll hat
This excessive fashion springs from the deepest of heart
For this I am willing to pay my fair share of income VAT

Hats Hats Hats
Alien hats, Witch and Wizard hats
The fashion stakes are high for a start
Hats that make the cheeks partly blush
Hats in shades of all colours that rush

Hats raised and Hats flats
Animal, Historic and Birthday hats
Xmas hats and International hats
These hats serve well like an a la carte
Some designs are far from a little abstract
Imagine a house hat - Who really wears that?
And some hats make all the ladies walk smart
Stimulating me to dream of my own sweetheart

Hats Hats Hats
Oh! What a thwart to blow such a fart!
Or do hats really give off odour like that?
Yes! Yes! One hat can give out such a fart
And that is the buttock-ass-buttock hat!
The Ascot race ground is a hats natural habitat!
Where each and every hat can make a fresh start
Hats Hats Hats

Copyright 2016 Sylvia Chidi