I Came Across A Jumpher Poem by Wayne Riley

I came across a Jumpher
A jumphin' up at me.
It wasn't very springy
As far as i could see.

It tried to do someothersault,
Impressing like a tree,
But landed with a thumping thud
And hurt his only knee.

‘How come you like to ravel so? '
I bellied like a navel,
While on the other hand i plied
Some custard on a table.

‘I'm only giving all I've got-
A hundred miles an hour.
But if you take it at a trot
It soaks you with a shower.

‘I see, ' i said, came out my head,
And nodding fully clothed,
I asked if he'd seen Ninnynook?
A nose that knows no prose.

‘I likes to smell his gravy soup.'
He jumphered like a sweater,
Then driving like a five wheeled horse
Left home wrapped in a letter.

‘Good luck, you leaphing lunging loon.'
I mouthed in Granny's gums
Then smiling like a holiday
I went to see my chums.