My name is Chris Lee, Congressman from New York
I’m sure some men would agree
That my email account was hacked
That’s my story, ok I take that back
Alright, I only showed some skin
And she didn’t say no
But after she saw my Pecs and read my true bio
She said hell no, and told the world
My discretion was bad but
It’s not like I accepted bribes like (Rep. Andrew J. Hinshaw, R-Calif)
(Rep. Michael Myers, D-Pa)
(D- Reps. John Murphy of NY, Frank Thompson of NJ)
(John Jenrette of S.C. and Raymond Lederer of PA)
And I don’t know Jack Abramoff like Bob Ney (R-OH)
I would never leave a lady to drown (Ed Kennedy (D-MA)
And I pay my taxes unlike some (Duke Cunningham (R-CA)
Nor did I extort money from anyone (Rep. Mario Biaggi (D-N.Y)
And Congressional Page boys are not my bag. (Mark Foley, R-Fla)
I was just investigating internet dating
And the effect it has on family and friends,
And future Congressional investigations
Oh hell, I mucked up, didn’t I?
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