I'm Sick Of Schroedinger's Cat! Poem by Kalikiano Kalei

I'm sick of Schroedinger's cat!

I'm sick of Schroediner's cat,

And Einstein has lost his appeal.

Even Nils Bohr has fallen quite flat

And Hawking seems rather unreal!

Has a parallel universe grabbed me

And imprisoned me in its snare?

Such that string theory relativity

Has laid all my confusions quite bare?

Since what formerly seemed real

Has been proven quite false,

I've lost all my quantum zeal

For those nasty time/space conundrums

and my poor brain is starting to congeal!



[The end…
and
the
beginning...
I hope! ]