Jittered Heart Beat Poem by Happy Place

My 3dB loss of sanity caused by you
Due to your 90dB sensitivity
Over driving PRBS31 traffic from heart to brain
Over induced jitter in my heart
Was quantified at around 500 ppm
It is not within specified frequency accuracy either
Thus, don’t inject anymore jitter
Because I am at low jitter tolerance
Amazing, you are the jitter generator
Please do not do anymore jitter transfer
For I may fail to decipher
Though I have perfectly equalized transfer function
Even if I applied high pass filter
And 8MHz low pass filter
Still I encounter intermittent failures
Making you mad at my lack of responsiveness
Yes, i was skewed at times
Because i do not travel with light speed
And I exhibit some amount of dispersion too
Added with Gaussian noise
Lead me to eye closing phenomenal
You need to start your pre-emphasis
Run all you equalization taps
Before I happens to break down again
You need to transmit clean signal
With perfect zero crossing
With nominal jitter
And optimum signal strength!

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