Just Like Alexis Poem by Mary Champion

1984
I wanna be a bitch,
a superstar type bitch,
a grade-A, neat sulphuric acid, pure shit-stirring bitch.
Just like Alexis!

I wanna win.
I wanna sin.
I wanna do what I want to
and never give half a damn what all the others feel.
Just like Alexis!
I'm gonna stop
up on the top.
I'll stay up there and I won't care
if I have got to cheat and lie and sell my soul and steal.
Just like Alexis!

I'll use ‘em all
and make them crawl.
I'll have my way and then I'll say
that I was born to have the best because I am the one.
Just like Alexis!

I'm awful bad
and power mad.
But I'm the one has all the fun.
and gooey goody-goodies like that Krystal will get done
down by Alexis.

The girl you love to hate.
Yeah, that's Alexis.
The only one who's great.
Well, that's Alexis.

And who would want that wally, Blake?
There's better offers I can take.
I'll satisfy my base desires
with other, younger, hotter fires
who'll turn out to be cheats and liars.
Just like Alexis!

But in the outcome I'll live high,
and they'll all miss me when I die.
Alive or dead I'll make ‘em cry.
Just like Alexis!

And this is true,
I'm telling you,
that when I'm gone
where I belong,
that Devil better watch his crown,
cos I'm the meanest soul in town.
Just like Alexis!