Just Trippin Poem by S. I. Rednow

All these cops without cause keep bustin' my jaws
Whenever I'm showing my butt
Does it break any laws displaying my draws
Then stop me from doing my strut

You think this is fun but I'm not even done
Cops look for me all over town
They're quick with a stun so I normally run
It's tough with your pants falling down

Seems this started in jail as a way you can tell
A manhood may be unstable
You're trapped in a cell with a dude raising hell
Who's ready, willing, and able

By sagging this way doesn't mean that I'm gay
And I don't have a load in my pants
But if cops stay away, then starting today
Suspenders leave nothing to chance