Kelly And Debbie Poem by Gerald Flippinhanger

Kelly and Debbie
Were the best of friends
They would brush eachothers hair
and feed eachothers pets
and scratch eachothers backs
and did other things for eachother

They both liked hamsters
and small frilly dresses
and tiny woodland creatures
and other miniscule things

They both ate french toast and marmalade
and cheese filled hotdogs
and raspberry newtons
and other delicious treats

And when they were older...
They became drug addicts.
What a shame.

Kelly and Debbie
Were the best of friends
Kelly and Debbie
Were my daughters