Lilo Lil Poem by Donna Saphier

I've always been an easy woman
Wherever I would go
All the men would wait for me
Because they love me so

I like to show my knickers
And give them all a thrill
So in the end they all began
To call me Lilo Lil

You'll always find me on my back
Or spread across a table
It doesn't matter where I am
As long as I am able

I stand outside the local shops
I meet a man out there
I quickly whip my T-shirt off
And let him grope my pair

I've always had a thing for men
They get me so excited
But I make sure they do not touch
Unless they've been invited

I love to be in men's company
They make me feel protected
And never, ever, once have I
Ever been rejected

Me and men just get on fine
We have and always will
So will you all remember me
The shameless Lilo Lil.