Medical Aid In 2099 Ad Poem by Syed Anwar Yarkhan Jilani

For all practical purposes a heart is a pump
Can't tell my wife I love her with my pump!
All hullaballoo imagined of the little heart
One who started it was brainy and smart.
It has four chambers one in each to reside
Cries it is only for one and I should abide.
High and low pressures are now a passé
Heart bursting at seams is a story apart.
At impending attack don't go cardiologist
It is corrected in minutes by a radiologist.
Laparoscopy or angioplasty not needed
An alpha beta gun will unblock unaided.
Blockage can't withstand this power ray
In minutes the radiologists make the hay.
Pace-makers are now redundant to use
Go jogging or dancing with your Muse.
Well fed enjoy eating to heart's content
A capsule below skin controls substance.
No ache, no migraine, no chance of gout
If cholesterol is contained, these get out.
Radioactive pellets by an intravenous shot
Float in blood stream and acts as a mop.
Malignancy and diabetes are an instant hit
As tiny pellets reach the site and do a bit.
Pancreas rejuvenate and tumors polarise
There is no bed rest or the surgeon's vibes.
Miracle packed each minuscule digital aid
Now disease and distress are set to fade.