My Claimed Family Poem by Charlie Helms

My Family, I love my family, well the ones i claim. Oh wait, What? they're all GAY! ! Yep, I have a whole gay family and they treat me better than my real family does. If I had to choose, These guys or my real family, .... I would choose them in a heartbeat. Now, I haven't even got t introduce them to you, what's with me.? Well there's Carl, H.B., John and Tommy, Todd and Horace, Jeffy, Nick, Laura, and who can forget Ms. Screaming 20 bucks. I've noticed that they accept me, and that I am actually happier when I'm around them. I only see all of them at Sharhonda's once a week, but i always leave there with a smile. We each teach each other things and i blow their minds. I may be the youngest, but I'm never left out. And GIRL, if someone messes with you, you got all these bishces on their A**. I love these guys and i know they are true friends.

(Date: Tues.11-18-08)
(Time: Panther Period and 2nd period Acc. Math I)