My Life So Far Poem by Chad Bradtrent

Far far away,
in a town full of shame,
lived a man with a crown,
who lived life with a frown,

I meet him at a mart,
and I thought he was quite smart,
so I bought him a sword,
with the words- MY LORD,
he ate some nerds, then laughed,
it broke my tinny little heart,

Then I suddenly had a stroke,
from all the miss read messages that he spoke,
I walked down the street in dread,
remembering all the dumb things I said,
next I called his mum,
cause she's the only one with rum,

We drowned ourselves in liquor,
and then began to snicker,
I felt like bat-man,
with a drunken plan,
I think I have no function,
so I sink into the cushion,

Then I met a women,
who's name began with Dylan,
Dylan's from Japan,
she asked me to the prom,
she came in all masked,
and we tried to dance,

But inside I had died,
cause I don't want a bride,
I told her how I felt,
and she cried as she knelt,
I know I am gay,
and I love Mr Gray...