Ode To Trump Poem by Anne Dever

There once was a grump named Trump.
I wouldn't say he was a schlump;
he really was more of a lump (as in, something malignant) .
Now, this Trump was rather plump;
he had a pretty good-sized rump.
If someone were to give him a bump,
he would probably flump.

His hair was in the style of a frump,
which made him look like a gump.
He combed it on top of his head in a clump;
perhaps it was really a tump.

His conversations often included words like hump;
if he came near me I'd tell him to jump.
And then I'd give him a thump.

They say his home is not a dump,
but with someone like him living in it, it may as well be a sump.
To get out that much nastiness, you'd need a (h) uge pump.

He decided to go out and presidentially stump,
but the bad person that he is has made him slump.
On Nov.8th Trump will not trump;
Hillary will give him a whump,
and triumph.
He'll probably mump and glump.
Either that or he'll crump.

Donald Trump - what a chump!

(Okay, so I didn't use the word ump…..but now I have!)

Trump
bump
chump
clump
crump
dump
flump
frump
glump
grump
gump
hump
jump
lump
mump
plump
pump
rump
schlump
slump
stump
sump
thump
triumph~
trump
tump
ump
whump

Translation Key

chump a stupid or foolish person
crump to explode heavily
flump to move or fall suddenly or heavily
frump a person who is dowdy, drab and unattractive
glump to be sullen; to sulk
gump a foolish or stupid person
mump to mumble or mutter;to sulk, mope or grimace
schlump a dull, colorless person;a slovenly person;slob
stump related to a candidate, it's a place, occasion or act of public speaking

sump a cesspool (holds raw sewage)
trump to get the better of someone
tump a clump of vegetation
whump bang, thump

~ close enough on the rhyming

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(Nov.2016, Pre-election)