Plug The Holes And Rebuild! Poem by Sam Pete

Why do you men
Want to listen to gossip
When you can build up the courage
To come over and ask me straight?

Knowing they're liars
You listen to them
Hoping to sift throught the endless tales
Of lies and more lies

So, they said I'm planning to go
Think this place too small for me
Why, did I tell you so?
Why, I am still working here, men!

Change the things around,
Plug the holes - there are many
Have a better system in place
Institute a checking mechanism

Or just look at our sister college by
They've gone by leaps and bounds afar
Learn from them, there's no harm
There's no point in calling ourselves
After the glorious past
When my great uncle was in charge.
That was long ago -
The present just stinks

Desperate situations require desperate remedies
You've got only to think out of the box
Well, its quite simple
Cater to the needs
And recruit fit men for the times
Streamline all activity
And record all action
Make provisions for lapses
Tune in to our God the Father
And our Lord Jesus Christ
Give due importance to the Holy Word
'Coz that's from where
Sprang the foundations of the college

And we'll start to grow before long
And may well retain our place
Else we fail and fall
And worse, become a part
Of some money-spinning machinery