Preparing For T.V.

On the morning you prepare for T.V.
If post pubescent male
You must shave three times
Each blade finer than the next
Until your skin is as smooth as a baby’s ass
And you smile with an equal innocence
All this and you are not guaranteed success
So trust your luck but do not pray
Prayer is for a far more serious moment
Than preparing for T.V.

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