Razor Romance Poem by Frank Caldone

When the razor rips though flesh
It's feeling is orgasmic
Every time it kisses my wrist
I lose touch with reality
People think I'm a freak because I love my razor
But I'm no freak
A bit different
But only because my romances with a razor are becoming an obsession
Somthing I dare not lose to anyone
Or anyhting
Try to take my sweet sweet razor
And you'll find your self in front of St. Peter
Wondering what happened
Just leave me and my razor to eachother
We don't hurt anyone
We just have a sweet little razor blade romance