Rhinovirus Poem by Justin Reamer

The Rhinovirus is in my system,
Causing a lot of irritation,
It's causing lots of trouble,
And lots of inflammation.

Rhiney is in my system,
Causing coughing and sneezing,
Oh, yes, I do enjoy it,
All this gagging and wheezing.

Rhiney is inside of me,
He's making brand new friends;
He's giving me a runny nose,
That goes on till it ends.

Rhiney is going places,
Visiting everyone,
I wonder where he's gonna be,
When he is almost done.

I wonder why he likes me,
When he could be hanging out with Sporey;
I wonder why he likes all of us,
Especially my friend Laurie.

Apparently, I'm a rave apartment,
Or maybe we all are,
If this goes on again,
We'll never meet morningstar.