Sexist Selectives Poem by Andrew C P Carnegie

Sexist Selective's

I'm getting old, easily confused,
So things take time to sink in,
Especially, from around our World,
Issues to behold, such daily news.

Now for some todays big thing to spoil it,
Is not famine or drought,
Nor is it the prospect of an impending war,
It seems Texas creates a controversial toilet.

In fact it has not actually created anything,
Merely stated that men born men are men,
And legislated that ladies, once again,
Are also ladies, which creates a sting.

You see the joy of the image of humanity,
Is our constant striving to adapt and change,
In this case gender is on the page,
Creating this particular new insanity.

For quite understandably, those we have changed,
Wish to be seen in the image of their new rights,
Men are now men, once again based on latest measure,
Ladies also, now could have been born a different range.

Now it strikes me, its really not that hard,
That the real issue here is the segregation of toilets,
Its the toilets that are the sexist selective's,
Why not change their design, its not that hard.

Today, given the blessing of a flushing loo,
Which is denied to nearly half our World,
Surely we just have loo's, no more hullabaloo,
All toilets unisex, the kindest and easiest thing we can do!


@Andrew Carnegie, flushing environmentally, Wiltshire Jan 6th 2017.