I am a typical American reporter,
Not sure what is going on,
Distracted by sensationalism,
Can't think straight,
My voice comes out:
Bahaaa-ah, Bha-aahaa-aa.
I'm a top-notch American historian.
Don't remember nuttin'
Don't really care,
But I'm all we got, baby!
I'm a typical American citizen.
Lemmings off a cliff?
Let's see where they are going!
Maybe they know where the party is! ! !
And all together now
Chant:
USA! ! ! USA! ! ! USA! ! ! USA! ! !
.......USA! ! ! USA! ! ! USA! ! !
This is not meant as anti-American.
Kindly substitute the name of
Your country.....and sing along with me:
I am a typical _________________ reporter,
Not sure what is going on,......................
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