Slang Haiku Poem by Mary Champion

17/10/2020
1.

Too many pork pies
made Boris a bit obese.
And his nose grew too.

2.

When sailing First Class
it was Port out Starboard Home,
and that made you POSH

3

That guy's gone to pot,
so he needs to cut the grass
and the loco weed.

4.

Midsummer Murders
was so confusing tonight
they all lost the plot

5.

It was codswallop -
just a cock and bull story -
that was all piffle..

6.

My cheeky china
was truly taking the piss
with that dodgy deal.

7.

The super model
ended up going pear-shaped -
so did her career.

8.

Don't want the lurgy -
So I stay on me Jack Jones
And cover me mug.