Sonnet 25 - Mommy And Daddy Murdered Santa Clause Poem by Zachary Buck Hultman

Sonnet 25

Mommy and Daddy murdered Santa Clause
For spying on them, misbelieved in him,
Programed, hate the way he n' his elves slays
Capitalists, because they ho ho hoos

Said he went to the North Pole, no one knows
But Joe Galvin wouldn't even sell him a home
He put Corporations above Saint Gifts
How he wraps no one knows, cuz they ho hos

On Cable they said no one lives there, where?
I've been watching, they are lying, Ho Hos
They don't really believe in themselves, Watch!
They were trained to look at the box, and Watch!

Jesus born't during harvest, What they Hiding!
Cannabis coochies and chocolate milk