Sonnet Ix Poem by Zachary Buck Hultman

Locked in, what are these weird beds we're sloppet'in?
If I prove it will you do what love do?
Listening to? Mark says Talib's skillin'
Didn't think I'd be smokin' Scooby-Doo

Now I'm a gross jerk, love hurts, ask coach sleuth
Husky, workouts daily calories burnt
Religion evolution youths whole truth
Prophesize I philosophize love learnt

Sneak in locker room, I'd be in more troub
No sexin', provin' can swim in deep end
6th sense watchin', foresight dreamin' swim club
Monogamous, two of us? Back I send

Staff snitchin' I've got a dad interview
Video gamin' view to be purview