That Dreaded Weed Poem by Tebogo Errol Hlahla

Sniff that spliff and enjoy that whiff
And dim that wit
You bound to end up a nitwit
And no, I’m not nit picking
But lately you’re aren’t whippy
You’re slow and sluggish like a sheepy
And you’re sometimes stinky
I want to change you willy-nilly
And have you looking spiffy
A change so sassy
Your fellow spliffers will wonde dearly
Before the police read you rights of guilty
For the illegal possession of that dreaded weed