The Poem That Rhymes With Me Poem by sal carter

o why o why o why,
i really want to die,
im gonna try to fly
to fly into the sky
to fly so high so high
i fell into a pie
o my o my o my
it makes me want to cry
as in this pie I lie
o why o why o why
o god hate this guy
he threw me in the pie
i think his name is kaj
i watch these cows go by
there are many rhymes for i
o yes there are oh my
sty also rhymes with i
i think im gonna try
to get out of this pie
but dam, i am too shy
this pie is getting dry
i think my death is nigh
o why o why o why
do i only rhyme with i
“o my o my” sigh
im bored of writing i
i think that i’ll write oo
that doesn’t rhyme with i
o dear o dear cry
ill have to say good bye