The Problem With Kidnappers Poem by Edward A. Morris

The Problem With Kidnappers



He said he was on quite a spree.
I asked what his next crime would be.
I meant it in jest,
As you've probably guessed,
But he took me literally.

Edward A. Morris
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: humor,funny
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