The Shower Seat Poem by James Hart

My second favouritist seat
(After the toilet seat) is the shower seat!
This seat I meet every morning
For I take my shower in the morning
It is the wettest seat in the house;
Must be the cleanest seat in the house
Comfortable, it fits just one at a time
So if you want to use it, please come on time!
For me it is a must you see
Or I’d lose my balance; come, you’ll see.
You’ll see its up-turned coffin shape
Its door clicks shut always shipshape.