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The Stupid Jerk I'M Obsessed With

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The stupid jerk I'm obsessed with
stands so close to me
I can feel his breath
on my neck
and smell
the way he would smell
if we slept together
because he is the stupid jerk I'm obsessed with
and that is his primary function in life
to be a stupid jerk I can obsess over

and to talk to that dingy bimbette blonde
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Andrea Wallace 27 November 2006

Love this poem. We've all experienced this!

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