The Union Budget 2014 Poem by Hardik Vaidya

5 IITs
5 IIMs
1000 plus more cities
A surge in airports
Less money, more money
Don't worry
Foreign Direct Investment into your futures
Minimum government
Maximum Governance
Fasten your seat belts
Deficit is in your head
Holes are in your hearts
Money grows on trees
The majority is turgid and hard
Good times are coming
Good times will come
Good times?
Good time and bad time
Time is time, not money
No jobs, time is worth a dime
Dummy ding dong clock's wrong
China Shanghai and Mehnghai

Notes:
IIT - Premier institutions of technical and engineering education in India.
IIM - Premier Management schools in India.
Good times are coming - Slogan which won an election
Mehnghai - inflation's Hindi version rhymes well with Shanghai.