There Are More Ways Than One To Skin A Cat Poem by michael spangenberg

There are more ways of killing a cat
Than choking it with cream.

There are more ways of killing a dog
Than choking him with pudding.

There are more ways to kill a dog
Than hanging.

There are more ways than one
Of digging for dirty money.

There are indeed more ways to skin a cat
A dog, a bear, a salmon -

But there's only one way to skin a cat offender
Turn his skin inside out to remove it from the body.