There are more ways of killing a cat
Than choking it with cream.
There are more ways of killing a dog
Than choking him with pudding.
There are more ways to kill a dog
Than hanging.
There are more ways than one
Of digging for dirty money.
There are indeed more ways to skin a cat
A dog, a bear, a salmon -
But there's only one way to skin a cat offender
Turn his skin inside out to remove it from the body.
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