Vengeful Psychic Poem by Suzanna Chevalier

There once was a psychic who loved to chat,
She made up lies to Sue, saying this or that.
See, psychic needed more money and she wanted revenge,
So she started telling lies to all of Sue's friends.
Then of course she told Sue the biggest lie of all,
She told Sue to date Skunky and suck on his balls.
Skunky was of course the worst creep Sue had ever met,
He was a liar, a cheat and even did theft.
But in the end, Skunky became the psychic’s friend…
Stalking her on the internet.
Then of course psychic didn’t know,
She emailed Skunky photos of her 'island with no snow'.
But as soon as Skunky telephoned psychic a thousand times X 2,
She quickly ended it with Skunky and said they were through.
Now, Skunky had no redeeming qualities as of yet,
But his stalking the psychic made Sue very upset,
And it made Sue think “who is the one I’m worse off to have met?
Well, they are both really scummy just the same,
Playing on Sue’s good heart like a volleyball game.
But Sue won out over both of them,
Making rhyming peeve poems is the best revenge.