Would It Be Weird Poem by Rachel Aurelien

Would it be weird if I smelt a bear that let off wind that made me high and saw a pig fly by or had a sty in my eye? And then I poisoned you with rye and you were still alive or if my name was Clive and I was born and raised in a beehive

Would it be weird if I snogged a prince that turned into a frog, or if I said that my future ex lover was a model in a catalogue? And if my whole life was written on analogue by a bull dog

Would it be weird if I could bend a spoon with my heart instead of my mind and if love was a drug and everyone gave it a try or if men really didn't cry

Would it be weird if I was invisible but tried to hide and told lies to keep my pride and said my husband was Clyde, or if I said I saw something that made me cockeyed

Would it be weird if every time I breathed it made your nose bleed and ran knock-kneed in a stampede?
or if I said I like watching bacteria breed or if I didn't smoke but choked on weed.