You Dirty Little Crook Poem by Mary Champion

Angie's song to Dirty Den) C1986 -

You dirty little crook,
It's time I threw the book at you.
You dirty little crook,
It's time I made you look and see
The lousy way you treated me.
It's time I made you pay
For treating me this way.

You dirty little crook,
I'm gonna throw the book at you
And no one's gonna look at you
When I tell them the way you treated me.
You push your luck a bit too hard,
But I shall get you off your guard
And there you'll be, too scared to turn and run;
Confessing all the things you've done
And all the things you never did for me.
You dirty little crook!

You dirty little crook!
I ought to throw this book at you,
But I'd kiss you, soon as look at you
And sentence you to life with me
For all the things your loving does for me.

It's time you got your just deserts,
You're gonna learn how much it hurts
To love someone who comes and goes
And changes when a fresh wind blows
And never lets you know for sure
Exactly what they're looking for,
Who steals your heart, then runs away.
You little crook, you're gonna pay
For all the care you never took of me.
You dirty little crook!

I'm gonna throw the book at you
And every sentence that you read
Is gonna prove how much you need
This loving heart you broke into.
You'll be severely spoken to
Then sentenced to be loved by me for life.
You dirty little crook!

I'm gonna throw the book at you
And every sentence that you read
Is gonna prove how much you need
This loving heart you broke in two.
You'll be severely spoken to
Then sentenced to be loved by me for life.
You dirty little crook!