Richard Braithwaite or Brathwait (1588–1673) was an English poet.
He was born near Kendal, and educated at Oxford. He believed to have served with the Royalist army in the Civil War. He was the author of many works of very unequal merit, of which the best known is Drunken Barnaby's Four Journeys, which records his pilgrimages through England in rhymed Latin (said by Southey to be the best of modern times), and doggerel English verse. The English Gentleman (1631) and English Gentlewoman are in a much more decorous strain. Other works are The Golden Fleece (1611) (poems), The Poet's Willow, A Strappado for the Devil (a satire), and Art Asleepe, Husband?
A crabbed Shrow through sicknes weakly brought,
Wish't by all meanes a Doctor might be sought,
Who by his Art that hee her griefe might know,
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Let not mishap deprive you of that hope
Which yields some relish to your discontent;
Ayme your affections at Heaven's glorious scope,
Which shovvres downe comfort, when all comfort's spent:
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Death is a raw-bon'd shrimp, nor low nor hie,
Yet haz he power to make the highest low ;
The summon-maister of mortalitie,
The poore man's wished friend, the rich man's foe,
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Coridon:
Ho! jolly Thirsis, whither in such haste ?
Is't for a wager that you run so fast ?
Or, past your howre, belowe yon hawthorne-tree
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