(he'd been to the premier of Figaro) , all the sounding fountains; incomparable Budapest, the pearl of the Orient; the jingle of sleigh bells; candle glimmer; intermezzi; and dear Scriabin-an affable dinner guest-(one of 'us' you know) '. 'No, I didn't', I replied, 'really'.
'All that complexity, all that simplicity-gone', he mourned. 'But one must be modern'. Trends-how he hated them: rock, rap, the presses' fault-Americans, or something. Patience gone, he paused. I yawned. We talked for an hour. Strange to say, I found myself charmed, whether by his pallor, his linen, his obvious antiquity or his boredom, I don't know. Or the mink-like hairs of his head? He seemed to me a lovely anachronism, mothish, totally alone, the saddest man I ever saw. We agreed to meet again, sometime.
'Wait a minute', I said before we packed it in-'is everything you told me the truth'? - it all seemed so preposterous.
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My mother was a dirty spoon
My father was a knife all bright
And I was born between the morn
And the preceding night.
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</>There was a young lady named Muffet
Who was frequently seen on a tuffet
Who took in a boarder
Who paid her but bored her
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Gardener, poor gardener, you
who knew what you knew
gardener so rough at whom dogs only bark,
gods only laugh, the plot depends on you.
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So heavy is her purse that Elfie
trips and stumbles with the weight of it;
Laudable attempts to shake her burden free
drive her desparately from shop to shop:
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