Shane Markie

It was the twelfth of June
another hot and humid Florida night.

In Orlando young people gathered at the
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I'm walkin' in the rain
(Walkin' in the rain)

Just walkin' in the rain'
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The world spirals downward in the confines of a nautilus shell,

Its chambered abode antiquated antedilluvian hell.
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Is it easiest to scribble your life away
Or sleep it all away with booze and broads instead?
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Out of clay or living rock
I will make my brick or stone:
At the door of God I knock,
Builder whose command I own,
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A little green man from Alpha Centauri
Was helping me to cross the street.

I asked him if he had a 'green card'.
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thats what
my favorite
pussy said
when she
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If vegetarians eat
Vegetables then
What the hell do
All you humanitarians
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Dante's hell
Is such a
Lukewarm place.
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Plenty of
'tricks'.

Not enough
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Death stalked me today.
I looked in the mirror
And told the bloke,
'PISS OFF! '
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If you paint the whole world yellow
Everything will look and smell like pee!

If you paint the whole world yellow
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There's a woman's pussy abandoned in the back
Of the boot of my car!

It's big and black and fine and sorta juicy,
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Fell into bed this mornin'
With a curvaceous readhead

I'd met on the city bus.
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The word 'yellow' contains the word
'YELL' in it.

The word 'hello' contains the word
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People are just like
Balloon animals.

With their grand schemes and pipe dreams, they're full of
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I wish I were half sober.
Instead, I'm just a drunk.

I wish I were a human being.
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I
was
born
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