William Schwenck Gilbert
William Schwenck Gilbert Poems
|161.||A Manager's Perplexities||1/1/2004|
|162.||Damon Vs. Pythias||1/1/2004|
|163.||When A Merry Maiden Marries||1/1/2004|
|164.||The Duke Of Plaza-Toro||1/1/2004|
|165.||The Yarn Of The Nancy Bell||1/1/2004|
|166.||A Classical Revival||1/1/2004|
A Classical Revival
At the outset I may mention it's my sovereign intention
To revive the classic memories of Athens at its best,
For my company possesses all the necessary dresses,
And a course of quiet cramming will supply us with the rest.
We've a choir hyporchematic (that is, ballet-operatic)
Who respond to the CHOREUTAE of that cultivated age,
And our clever chorus-master, all but captious criticaster,
Would accept as the CHOREGUS of the early Attic stage.
This return to classic ages is considered in their wages,
Which are always calculated by the day or by the week -
And I'll ...
The Independent Bee
A hive of bees, as I've heard say,
Said to their Queen one sultry day,
"Please your Majesty's high position,
The hive is full and the weather is warm,
We rather think, with a due submission,
The time has come when we ought to swarm."
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
Up spake their Queen and thus spake she -
"This is a matter that rests with me,