The earth has armies plenty,
And semi-warlike bands,
I dare say there are twenty
In European lands;
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On a tree by a river a little tomtit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow!"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'?
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IN all the towns and cities fair
On Merry England's broad expanse,
No swordsman ever could compare
With THOMAS WINTERBOTTOM HANCE.
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JOHN courted lovely MARY ANN,
So likewise did his brother, FREDDY.
FRED was a very soft young man,
While JOHN, though quick, was most unsteady.
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Sir GUY was a doughty crusader,
A muscular knight,
Ever ready to fight,
A very determined invader,
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MACPHAIRSON CLONGLOCKETTY ANGUS McCLAN
Was the son of an elderly labouring man;
You've guessed him a Scotchman, shrewd reader, at sight,
And p'r'aps altogether, shrewd reader, you're right.
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The Sun, whose rays
Are all ablaze
With ever-living glory,
Will not deny
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(To be sung to the Air of "An 'Orrible Tale.")
Oh list to this incredible tale
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Comes a train of little ladies
From scholastic trammels free,
Each a little bit afraid is,
Wondering what the world can be!
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