One “change” For Drug Names Poem by Joe Rosochacki

The New York smack dealers have done it all,
From the kilos to the bags that are small,

After all history had been made through this presidency,
What better to celebrate it by dealing dope?

“…the president's surname was stamped in red ink on small glassine wrappers that were peddled by street dealers. Investigators arrested five suspects for their alleged roles in the narcotics distribution activity.”

Need not fear, for the highest office in the land is shared with other names and events,
For example there is bin laden heroin,
Harry Potter Ecstasy,
Bricks of Teletubies cocaine
if you imagine that President Barack!
In the honor of St. Patty’s Day the green-tinted (O’) crack.

(1-24-09)