The pencil sharpener was in a bit of a pickle,
He was tired of people thinking he's shallow and fickle.
See he met lots of pencils who he twisted and turned,
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A little boy woke up and said to himself:
"Today I'll be happy, today I'll have fun! "
So he rolled off his bed and round and round he spun!
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The tissue box was a funny little chap,
He was stocky and boxed but would never argue or flap.
He sat quietly at his desk and courteously waited,
Ready to help if someone's hands were dirty or their nose was inflated.
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