Abner Fats Poems

Hello there Fred and how are you? I see you've bought a coat.
Bring it over after six o'clock and I'll feed it to my goat.
Hello there Earl and how are you? I see you've bought a car.
Bring it over after six o'clock and I'll smear it with some tar.
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Garbage face, garbage face, how I love my garbage face.
When I'm not in front of a mirror, how I miss it.
I wish my lips was long enough to kiss it.
Loony face, loony face, how I love my loony face.
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