Alex Barber

My mother has
A thing for Thomas Kinkaide
Don't get me wrong
You with your dirty mind
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It's what I call it
The place, the building
The fun we had
The fun we shared
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The bus
Does not wait for me
The bus waits for nobody
The driver looks at me
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It was fun.
Now it is over.
I am tired of it.
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He is an old calvary man.
He rides a white horse.
He doesn't do much for me.
I play this game when I am bored.
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My ex-girl has a thing
For Lancelot du Lac
She'd always read this boring stuff
She wasn't fun
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Now Ray Ray was cool.
He was no fool
He knew how to use his tool.
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Sounds like a name for a guy.
To me, maybe not to you.
Flying, funny, silly.
Sexy cartoon.
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You always let me down
You stood me up again - Maria
You're never there for me
When I need you.
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You're my kind of woman
You're my kind of girl
You are funny you are zany
You are beautiful - not crazy
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