annemarie johnston

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sex is like maths! !
you subtract the clothes,
add the bed,
divide the legs,
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My boyfriend is so silly,
his name is billy,
he reakons he has a big willy,
but really,
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My uncle was taken,
But i think god was mistaken,
People make mistakes uno,
And some people have to go,
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I meet a guy his name was Matt
He really loved his cat
Until it got flat
so matt bought a rat
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