what's the point my love?
you seen my picture
taken with a pinch of iodine tincture
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I must sleep
but the alarm must beep
just when I acheive my keep.
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Some things goes bump in the night
but I will not give up without a fight
I soon got under the bed
and found my wife making out with Ted.
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I can stand no more
the daily grind
People say I am a pest
I do not mind.
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You define me
your full body
your white skin
your lovely dimples
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