Ashlee August Poems

This is not a test this is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the first annual f-boy purge, sponsored by the U.S. government. Commencing at the siren any and all clap backs upon f-boys including murder will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable until 7: 00 a.m. tomorrow morning when the purge concludes. Blessed be our new founded mothers and America: a nation reborn. May God be with you all.
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