Bad Poetry Contestant


Bad Poetry Contestant Poems

1. Poets Gone Wild 1/11/2005
2. Jesus Christ Poem 1/11/2005
3. Idiotic Repetitive Poem 1/11/2005
4. Teenage Angst 1/11/2005
5. Rhyming Poem 1/11/2005

Comments about Bad Poetry Contestant

  • Sallie Howson (3/21/2005 2:32:00 AM)

    yea..u got it...made me laugh

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  • Lenchen Elf (1/19/2005 8:57:00 AM)

    Laughed a lot, found myself in some, but what the heck, who cares: -)
    Nice job!

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Best Poem of Bad Poetry Contestant

Poets Gone Wild

Lighting a match of freedom,
I twirl the baton of death even as
I chew my cud of optimism.
And while I pop the pimple of pomposity and
Pick the scab of indelicacy,
I remove the belly button lint of deception,
Thereby crushing the last reason for continuing in
This mortar and pestle of thought.

Oh wait, don’t forget about my soul!
My soul is the tympani section in the orchestra of my incarnation.
My soul is flying with only one operating engine
On this twin engine Beechcraft of life.

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