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Comments about Barrie Schofield
There once was a girl called Mary
lying on the floor.
All she did was get leary
and act just like a whore.
When she found her period late
two weeks after shagging Joes best mate,
she began to practice sobriety
And claimed rape from a major deity.
Nine months later, JC was here
born with sandals and a massive beard,
and for two thousand years society lagged,
all because of that silly slag