Little Sammy’s birthday clock
Would not make the sound “tick-tock.”
Instead it made the noise “tick-tack.”
Angry Sammy took it back.
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Dear Mrs. Scofield: In answer to your fervent prayers
for your cousin Abner, it is my distinct pleasure
to inform you of the great progress he has made.
His acts of benevolence, generosity and self-sacrifice
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